watching the Olympics

I have learned:

• the Croatian female ping pong players wear very mini-skirts and have awesome legs
  
• water polo is next to impossible to follow
  
• amateur wrestling is pretty dull and boring...I understand by professional wrestling was souped-up
  
• there's an Israeli swimmer who's named Nimrod..when I mentioned that Nimrod lost, my spousal unit thought I was being mean
  
• one Chinese swimmer prepares for his events by shaking his left man-boob
  
• I'm both scared to death of and severely turned on by the female fencers