There were three conversational highlights from today's grocery run. I will leave it to you to decide whether knowing the context helps or hurts the sheer level of awesomeness of these quotes.
Highlight the First
The Quote
"What about Narcolepsy Nancy's Juggling extravaganza?"
The Context
I had to stop by the library to pick up a requested book. They had some kids program going on, and when we asked the librarian, she told us it was a "crazy juggling show." Of course, my daughter and I started riffing on mental state-themed juggling possibilities.
Highlight the Second
The Quote
"I don't want to go through the five stages of grief in order to catch a walleye."
The Context
My daughter was telling me about what she's doing in Stardew Valley.
Highlight the Third
The Quote
"The great gummy muffin kerfuffle!"
The Context
When my daughter didn't give me a sample of the pre-packaged blueberry muffins I bought her at the store, I threatened to cut her out of my will.
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