Sunday, August 25, 2024

hunger

Daughter: "I'm just not hungry."

Me: "Why?"

"Huh?"

"Why are you not hungry?"

"I...just aren't?"

"Is it drugs?"

"Huh?"

"Is it because you've been doing drugs?""

"No?"

"Is it because you've been worshipped Satan?"

"Huh?"

"Are you worshipping Satan while doing drugs?"

"Dad, I just know this is going to affect fishing season somehow."

With that, she returned to her room, having out-wierded her father.

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