The War on X-mas

Since it's been a while, I've decided to make a new mixed drink. Because of the time of the year, I call it (with apologies to Futurama)"The War on X-Mas." Here's how it rolls:

• Fill up a pint glass with ice.
  
• Squeeze in 1/2 of a lemon.
  
• Add 1/2 measure of strawberry liquor.
  
• Add 1/2 measure of peppermint schnapps.
  
• Add a full measure of Meyer's dark rum.
  
• Top off with fresh squeezed orange juice.
  
• Stir, resist the urge to add a sissified umbrella.
  

This beverage is best enjoyed while watching football and planning out tomorrow's spree while trying to ignore the increased level of credit debt.