the baby headache silencer

Have the most beautiful girl in the world, but she loves spending days being (how shall we say) grumpy? Why, you need a mixed drink! I call this one "the baby headache silencer":

• make one glass of cocoa
  
  
  
  • note: while you can use any cocoa you like, home-made is best. here's a recipe:
    
    
    
    • combine 2 cups powdered sugar, 1 cup Dutch-process cocoa, 2 1/2 cup powdered milk, 1 tsp salt, 2 tsp cornstarch, 1/4 tsp ground chipotle
      
    • mix well, store in a sealed container
      
    • use 1/4 cup of this mix for each cocoa mug
      
    
    
  
  
• add one splash of peppermint schnapps
  
• add one splash of wild strawberry liqueur
  
• stir
  
• take painkiller of your choice
  
• enjoy while trying to remember what it was like to be pain-free
  
• apply heating pad to shoulders